i hope you never get her.

tonsillectomy.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:37:53 GMT

i'm getting my tonsils out on july 21st and i am thrilled.
my doctor says i will probably have more energy after since i won't be fighting infection. also, he said i might lose fifteen pounds!

yay!

send cards.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:54:20 GMT

my biological clock is really a time bomb.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:32:18 GMT

i went to see David Sedaris last night with my dad.
he was hilarious!

i spent two hours in a line waiting for him to sign my book.
he yelled at me for not being a taurus.
"that's like naming your kid libie (lee-bee) and having her be a capricorn!"
i love him! he signed my book, "to taurie, i'm so happy you're alive."

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:10:01 GMT

aren't i worth the effort?

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:23:23 GMT

anyone i think i might like, already has someone else on their arm.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:00:21 GMT

i bought a brand new car today. 2009!
this is my first new car ever! way more exciting than my first purse...
the sales guy was one of my customers at stop and shop, one of the ones i actually like. very rare.

ummmmm...

i want my brother to come home. now.
i want to know if 'he' is thinking about me.
i want it to happen again.
i want a new phone.
i want to move.

i have a new car!

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:50:35 GMT

my car exploded today.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:55:42 GMT

i need to grow a thicker skin.
and a bigger conscience.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:41:31 GMT

i really wish i could speak every language so that i could talk to everyone without any barriers.

the hateful heart.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:46:42 GMT

if i was a cop, i'd give everyone in my neighborhood a ticket for parking incorrectly. just because i'm so angry. not because it really matters.
i am so angry all the time.
and i am so lonely.

everything has an emotion.
windshield wipers are friendly when it is sprinkling, but angry when it pours.
sometimes i feel sorry for trees when they have been carved into. they can live with severed limbs, but man, that's gotta hurt.

i'm use to getting what i want, but i don't think you're something i should have.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:22:03 GMT

i hit a boy in the face with a telephone today,
but i swear it was an accident.

blah blah blah.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:29:49 GMT

i really don't want to go to school anymore. my four hour class has destroyed my motivation. i have three more days. i should have left by now and i don't even have pants on.

maybe it's just hormones, but i am really sick of getting hit on at work.

i just want to read and sleep...

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:52:22 GMT

don't laugh, but i want to learn to speak hebrew.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:36:07 GMT

i try to sleep, but words pour out my hands.
i am a woman scorned.
i am a force to be reckoned with.

you are not going to win.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:11:12 GMT

birds are so annoying.
and does being kept awake by the adrenaline running through your body because you are so enraged signify having an anger problem?

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:42:14 GMT

my mom got me an awesome cake.
it is teeth, toothpaste, and a toothbrush.
i'll put up pictures later.

...and i'm still crying.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:00:11 GMT

i have to somehow find a way to not feel absolutely terrible when you ditch out on my graduation tonight...

it's always about a boy.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:29:19 GMT

i am feeling very inspired.
this makes me want to drink and get very high. which, by the way, i never do.

when i was little, i put a suction cup figure of the witch from the little mermaid up on one of the three windows in my room. i got it from burger king. for the next seven years (or something to that effect) i was too afraid to ever pull up that shade.

i am feeling injured. like, really hurt. and confused.
i feel too grown up, yet very young.

part of me really loves you.
unfortunately, most of that part is between my legs. even more unfortunate, however, is the other part. this will make getting over this just that much harder.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:14:50 GMT

did i mention that i'm graduating in one week?!

chipmunk cheeks.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:45:54 GMT

all four of my wisdom teeth were taken out yesterday.
my mom says i should never do drugs because i'm an idiot.
apparently on the car ride home i asked, "where are my children?" to which my mother responded, "all ten of them?" and i said, "oh, they're biking!"

i also called some people and left weird voice messages:
to paul's voice mail i said, "i got my teeth out. i woke up in a different room and i don't remember my doctor. i need someone to take care of me." then you hear my mom in the background saying, "mandie is coming!" then me saying, "but mandie doesn't have a penis." my mom responding, "no sex!" and me again saying, "i'm not!" which sounded more like, "ganot!"
all this with gauze in my mouth and i don't remember any of it.

so, my face is swollen. i look gross. i'm on drugs. i kept two of my teeth.

my grandfathers memorial is on the twelfth if any of you want to support me and my family i will tell you where it is. it's at eleven am. there will be food. my brother is coming home, which is possibly the only good thing to come out of this.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:42 GMT

my grandfather died this morning.
he was ninety-two and married to my grandmother for seventy-one years.

i can't imagine how bad she misses him.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:46:05 GMT

there is something really sexy about a boy who knows all the words in star wars, by heart. and can do the voices...

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:55:32 GMT

i have a four page paper, visual, and oral presentation on forensic dentistry due tomorrow. i haven't started yet, and i don't even know how to!!!!
three test grades...

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:43:08 GMT

i think i have adult ADHD.

fashionwithagun@hotmail.com — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:32:30 GMT

dear everybody,

go on birth control.

sincerely,
taurie.