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and the moral of the story is... [01 Dec 2009|06:27pm] i called my dad today. he started giving me a lecture about how i never leave messages when i call. it went a little something like this: dad: "when i was a kid i really liked the show rin tin tin. he was a dog who worked with the police..." me: 'yeah dad, i know who rin tin tin is.' dad: "well, anyway, i got a beagle and i named him after the kid on rin tin tin. i was really young then and i didn't know anything about owning a dog, so the dog never got trained and was just a really awful dog. one day, he bit one of the neighbors kids and they complained, so my parents put him down. only, they didn't tell me they killed the dog! they said he had run away. so, fast forward to me in my thirties. i'm talking to my mother and i say 'i wonder what ever happened to that dog...' and she says, 'we him put down and we wanted to spare your feelings.' spare my feelings! since i was six i thought this dog abandoned me! you should have just told me you killed the dog! i might not have understood, but at least i wouldn't have all these feelings of insecurity that the dog abandoned me. communication! when you call, you need to leave a message!" me: 'that was the worst story ever.' 3 fractures| i will fall for your words

tonsillectomy. [05 Jul 2009|12:36am] [ mood | sick ] i'm getting my tonsils out on july 21st and i am thrilled. my doctor says i will probably have more energy after since i won't be fighting infection. also, he said i might lose fifteen pounds! yay! send cards. i will fall for your words

[08 Apr 2009|09:53pm] my biological clock is really a time bomb. i will fall for your words

[06 Apr 2009|06:28pm] i went to see David Sedaris last night with my dad. he was hilarious! i spent two hours in a line waiting for him to sign my book. he yelled at me for not being a taurus. "that's like naming your kid libie (lee-bee) and having her be a capricorn!" i love him! he signed my book, "to taurie, i'm so happy you're alive." i will fall for your words

[15 Mar 2009|05:08pm] aren't i worth the effort? 1 fracture| i will fall for your words

[29 Nov 2008|11:22pm] [ mood | sad ] anyone i think i might like, already has someone else on their arm. i will fall for your words

[22 Nov 2008|10:56pm] [ mood | excited ] i bought a brand new car today. 2009! this is my first new car ever! way more exciting than my first purse... the sales guy was one of my customers at stop and shop, one of the ones i actually like. very rare. ummmmm... i want my brother to come home. now. i want to know if 'he' is thinking about me. i want it to happen again. i want a new phone. i want to move. i have a new car! i will fall for your words

[18 Nov 2008|09:50pm] [ mood | stressed ] my car exploded today. i will fall for your words

[15 Nov 2008|11:51pm] i need to grow a thicker skin. and a bigger conscience. i will fall for your words

[14 Sep 2008|06:40pm] i really wish i could speak every language so that i could talk to everyone without any barriers. 1 fracture| i will fall for your words

the hateful heart. [22 Aug 2008|11:46pm] [ mood | lonely ] if i was a cop, i'd give everyone in my neighborhood a ticket for parking incorrectly. just because i'm so angry. not because it really matters. i am so angry all the time. and i am so lonely. everything has an emotion. windshield wipers are friendly when it is sprinkling, but angry when it pours. sometimes i feel sorry for trees when they have been carved into. they can live with severed limbs, but man, that's gotta hurt. i'm use to getting what i want, but i don't think you're something i should have. i will fall for your words

[22 Aug 2008|12:22am] i hit a boy in the face with a telephone today, but i swear it was an accident. i will fall for your words

blah blah blah. [05 Aug 2008|07:29am] [ mood | moody ] i really don't want to go to school anymore. my four hour class has destroyed my motivation. i have three more days. i should have left by now and i don't even have pants on. maybe it's just hormones, but i am really sick of getting hit on at work. i just want to read and sleep... i will fall for your words

[30 Apr 2008|12:52am] don't laugh, but i want to learn to speak hebrew. i will fall for your words

[27 Apr 2008|02:36am] i try to sleep, but words pour out my hands. i am a woman scorned. i am a force to be reckoned with. you are not going to win. i will fall for your words

[26 Apr 2008|05:11am] birds are so annoying. and does being kept awake by the adrenaline running through your body because you are so enraged signify having an anger problem? i will fall for your words

[22 Apr 2008|02:42pm] my mom got me an awesome cake. it is teeth, toothpaste, and a toothbrush. i'll put up pictures later. ...and i'm still crying. 2 fractures| i will fall for your words

[22 Apr 2008|01:00pm] i have to somehow find a way to not feel absolutely terrible when you ditch out on my graduation tonight... i will fall for your words

it's always about a boy. [20 Apr 2008|12:29am] i am feeling very inspired. this makes me want to drink and get very high. which, by the way, i never do. when i was little, i put a suction cup figure of the witch from the little mermaid up on one of the three windows in my room. i got it from burger king. for the next seven years (or something to that effect) i was too afraid to ever pull up that shade. i am feeling injured. like, really hurt. and confused. i feel too grown up, yet very young. part of me really loves you. unfortunately, most of that part is between my legs. even more unfortunate, however, is the other part. this will make getting over this just that much harder. i will fall for your words

[15 Apr 2008|10:14pm] did i mention that i'm graduating in one week?! i will fall for your words

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